Ditch - Sam Baker
Capo at the 4th fret to play along with Sam's CD "SAY GRACE"
Chosen to the "ROLLING STONE MAGAZINES 100 Best Songs of 2013"
CHORUS:
G - Em I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C I got a crazy-ass wife
D got a baby on the way
G glad I got work
Em glad I got pay
C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
the crew’s a bunch of stoners
the boss is a shit
be a miracle if one of us
does not get hit
by a ton of pipe
on a cheap ass chain
swinging round the sky
in this pouring ass rain
CHORUS
my crazy-ass wife
she’s nutty as her brother
supposed to marry rich
according to her mother
supposed to marry up
now she is knocked up down
by a poor man
wrestling a pipe in the ground
CHORUS
C - D my wife god bless her and for what it is worth
G thinks she and taylor swift
Em were twins at birth
G - Em separated at birth
C earth to wife
D wife to earth
CHORUS:
G - Em I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C I got a crazy-ass wife
D got a baby on the way
G glad I got work
Em glad I got pay
C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
G glad I got work
Em glad I got pay
C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today