E-E7-F#-F-E E-E7-B E-E7-F#-F-E E-B-F#-F-E Play the F#-F with only 3 fingers on three strings, the 2, 3 & 4th up from the bottom. E-E7 I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin' F#-F-E And never play music again. E-E7 You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat B And ran out to flag down the wind E-E7 I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard F#-F-E Just to see what the rednecks would do E-B But I'd have to be crazy; plumb out of my mind F#-F-E To fall out of love with you I know I've done weird things; I told people I hear'ed things When silence was all a bounce Then days when it pleased me to be on my knees Following ants as they crawled 'cross the ground Been insane on a train, but I'm still me again In the place where I hold you it's true So I know I'm all right, 'cause I'd have to be crazy To fall out of love with you. F#-F-E (3 times, then B) You know I don't intend to, but should there come a day When I say that I don't love you, you can lock me away I sure would be dingy, to live in an envelope Waiting alone for a stamp You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie while burning my hand on the lamp And I may not be normal, but nobody is So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind to fall out of love with you I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind to fall out of love with you